Monday, July 26, 2010

The Truth

Something very important has come to the attention of the Jurassic Parq writing team...

Apparently a Jurassic Parq novel was released in 1990, followed by a film in 1993, both under the (inaccurate) title Jurassic ParK. We are shocked, appalled, and saddened by this news.

THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN! Jurassic ParK was not created by destiny, fate, nor the general will of the universe. It was created by a "Steven Spielberg" and a "Michael Crichton".

This is a film of blasphemy! Please refrain from all viewership immediately!

Jurassic ParQ will, through the booming voice of destiny, allow the dinosaurs to speak for themselves, to have their voices heard, and to sing the songs of the unsung heroes. And to dance the dance of the undanced heroes as well.

More updates on this to come...