Tuesday, July 27, 2010

New Scientific Information On Dinosaur Anatomy

The writers of Jurassic Parq have done extensive research into the anatomy of dinosaurs in order to recreate the most realistic experience possible. It is important to us that the dinosaurs onstage appear just as they would in the Jurassic Era. The photo you see here is a an actor from Jurassic Parq modeling the latest findings on dinosaur appearance and physique.

Paleontologists have learned that the dinosaurs who remained perfectly still while casually leaning on trees were the most successful in finding mates. Although often portrayed as scaly, dinosaurs had skin as soft and as smooth as a baby's bottom, with just the right amount of masculine facial hair. Dinosaurs were entirely a silky white color, expect for their black as the night eyelids used to cover their piercing baby blue eyes that could peer into the soul of even the most guarded females. Suave, sexy and seductive, the dinosaurs of the Jurassic Era were also extremely adept at both disco dancing and love making.

I hope, dear readers and future audience members, that these scientific facts will enhance your Jurassic Parq experience and prepare you for the beauty and wonder destined to thrill you.